He Likes Other Dogs!

He Likes Other Dogs!

filletminion

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[Jun. 6th, 2005|04:31 pm]

[	mood	\|	naughty	]
[	music	\|	Destiny's Child	]

Foogledee-foo, I'm coming for you!

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(no subject)	[Jun. 6th, 2005\|03:37 pm]
You are beautiful.
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(no subject)	[Jun. 6th, 2005\|10:58 am]
time: 10.59 place: library office who: ZPF
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(no subject)	[Jun. 6th, 2005\|06:32 am]
I <3 Math.
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good ol' donkey lovin

[Jun. 6th, 2005|01:30 am]

[

music

6 pence none the richer "kiss me"

]

I kiss donkies in the nude.
watch where you aim that!
you could put an eye out with that thing...
oh boy, you're a big fella, aren't yah?! wow.
ooops, i forgot the compost again!

Love,
minion

that's charles!

...and uncle raymus

(i heart minion -thriftedyouth )

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(no subject)	[Jun. 5th, 2005\|11:10 pm]
listen: Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head? ------------------------------------------------ READ CARTON FOR USES AND ALL WARNINGS Active Ingredients: ______________________________________________ wow. I think there is something dead in the air vents. They smell really bad, like dead possums. I wonder what being dead is like... On a side note/ I did not want the people at the BMV to put the organ donor heart on my driver's license because I was afraid that when I die, I might be able to still feel the doctor's and peeps taking out organs... and it would be painful beyond anything you could imagine... yea, im crazy... but, meh... i'm just being safe... Shit... I don't want to be buried either... it would be like an eternal prison sentence. What if we never actually die... and we are just trapped in our dead bodies... imagine how terrible it would be if we were trapped in our dead bodies in addition to being trapped in small wooden coffins.
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(no subject)	[Jun. 5th, 2005\|10:28 pm]
Hey guys, thought Id just try something out! Your all my friends right? and friends let friends into their homes. So welcome to my livejournal! Post anything you want, poetry, comments, Stowys! I think it could be cool! My password to this journal is drunkenhobo889 , So comon in People and have some fun in the life of minion :-D
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SEM%wjk4$^(*&_)q24	[Jun. 5th, 2005\|03:00 am]
GRARRARRGARRH! I'M ALEX! I'M LAZY & CAN'T DO ANYTHING MYSELF! IT'S A SHOCK I GET TO SCHOOL FULLY CLOTHED! OHMYGOD I'M ALEX! PS. I'M POSSIBLY GAY! WHO KNOWS, I'M ALEX AND I'M A COMPLETE MYSTERY!
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(no subject)	[May. 21st, 2005\|01:59 am]
Today was interesting..? Family left for disney world, so me and my older bro are rockin the house alone... He dropped me off at Saraga's at about noon, i did some shopping but i couldent catch the bus, so i walked to rhinos. Since I got to rhinos early, early enough that no one was there, so i fell asleep on the bench. Good Luck!! My girlfriends uncle saw me on the bench and was like OMG WTF ill pick the kid up and we can go pick up my girlfriend mary from school! So we got Mary, and garrett tagged along. Red Neck Riot?? Those are the best words to desciribe the carnival we went to in Harrisburg.. there were only two rides, and garrett was afriad that he would be killed by all the, "White Supremacists." Woot Fight Club The Movie!! Went home, and brought Jason with us, to watch fight club at moi house.. the movie was great, After the movie, i broke my fingers in Marys Uncle's trunk tho.. OUCH.. Fun day :-D! Hope everyone has fun at prom, and no one get killed! -Minion
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(no subject)	[May. 10th, 2005\|03:21 pm]
Woa minions parents gave him a cell phone woot? Well.. you can always HIT UP THE NUMBA YO 360-9159
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(no subject)	[May. 3rd, 2005\|08:30 pm]
Wow, my weekend ruled. heres the break down. Okay so friday I meet up with Garrett Lu Benson David Fischer, Maggie, Mae, ZPF and some other swell guys. I can hardly tell you what happened after that because to be honest i dont remember. I do remember however that we went to the Union, Chased ryan dagley, met up with a swell girl named mary, and went to garretts house. At about 12:49 AM saturday morning we decide that we must have garden state, so me garrett. david, and mary attempted to run to blockbuster from garretts house, the best word to describe this adventure would be owe.. cause everyon got cramps seeing that it was a three mile run. We failed on garden state and settled for icecream, the walk home was shorter, mainly to the fact that our minds were so drugged up on our own sleep juice we diddint know wtf we were doing. On satuday we went to Sarah Van Somethings party, and did some kareoke or however you spell it, we the went to one of Garretts friends house to watch kung fu hustle, that was a pretty good movie. So after that we just do some random shit, and spend the night in the math department, long story ill tell you in person. The End. Thank god for the day off.. I might be playing a gig at max's pizzaria if any of u are interested, its not much of a big deal just open mic, might be fun to watch tho. -minion
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(no subject)

[Apr. 29th, 2005|03:45 pm]

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Ivanna Humbpalot
Birthday:	1/1/1
Birthplace:	I believe it was my fathers asshole.
Current Location:	Let me think dumbshit.. in front of the computer?
Eye Color:	Toxic
Hair Color:	Hairy
Height:	Too short
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Ambedextrious bitch.
The Shoes You Wore Today:	The same ones i wore yesterday.
Your Weakness:	Food.
Your Fears:	Fear itself.
Your Perfect Pizza:	Hate pizza.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM:	I hate you drunkenhobo889
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Is that a cane?
Your Best Physical Feature:	That little pocket below my left eye.
Your Bedtime:	Why you wanna know? spy on me or something?
Your Most Missed Memory:	I forgot.
Pepsi or Coke:	Neither, surge bitches.
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Subway.
Single or Group Dates:	I prefer singles, doubles just involve too much meat.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Yuck, give me some Surge bitches.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Still surge.
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Let me think.. surge?
Do you Smoke:	Your mom.
Do you Swear:	Fuck no.
Do you Sing:	Better than a creaking door.
Do you Shower Daily:	Bath's > Shower
Have you Been in Love:	Depends, is a symbiotic relationship with a toothbrush love?
Do you want to go to College:	Learning for is people stupid.
Do you want to get Married:	Can i marry my toothbrush?
Do you belive in yourself:	Umm let me check the mirror. Yep still there.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive:	Too what?
Are you a Health Freak:	i drink surge what do you think.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Of course! not.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	do you like getting a lightning bolt up your ass?
Do you play an Instrument:	Your mother.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	What havent i drank, thats the question.
In the past month have you Smoked:	Smoked your mom.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	High on life bitches.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Yes i ejaculate on dates on the time, their my least favorite fruits.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yup.
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos:	Thats like saying have you ever eaten your own shit? Of course i have!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	instant repeat of last response.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	ive been off stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	ive taken a dump.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	In warm water.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Your mom.
Ever been Drunk:	Ever been shocked by an electric frog? Of course i have!
Ever been called a Tease:	ever been called a fruity survey?
Ever been Beaten up:	Ever been fisted by a gorilla? Of course!
Ever Shoplifted:	ever eaten a gold fish with dog food? no.
How do you want to Die:	Living.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Female Crossdressing Homophobe.
What country would you most like to Visit:	The united U.R.M.O.M. !!
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	clear
Favourite Hair Color:	bald
Short or Long Hair:	none at all bitch
Height:	midget
Weight:	morbidly obease.
Best Clothing Style:	birthday suit.
Number of Drugs I have taken:	how the fuck can you remember?
Number of CDs I own:	Too many.
Number of Piercings:	One too many.
Number of Tattoos:	None too many.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Taking this survey.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

As i said in one of my previous posts, I NEED YALLS PHONE NUMBER HAND IT OVA.

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HAHA PEOPLE PEED IN DAVES CORNFLAKES!

[Apr. 29th, 2005|11:38 am]

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(no subject)	[Apr. 28th, 2005\|09:56 pm]
Hey minions had a minor problem.. Minion lost his phone book of all his friends, and due to his lack of short term memory.. i need peoples phone numbers!! Even if i never had them at all hell, you can still post them. If you dont want to comment for privacy reasons (which means your way to uptight) then you can call me at 336-8028.. Thanks for the help yall. -Minion
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(no subject)	[Apr. 28th, 2005\|09:23 pm]
penguiniz 0pera: dude penguiniz 0pera: ... penguiniz 0pera: i penguiniz 0pera: know penguiniz 0pera: some penguiniz 0pera: japanese girls at our school penguiniz 0pera: they penguiniz 0pera: = penguiniz 0pera: hot penguiniz 0pera: and me within 100 sq. feet of them penguiniz 0pera: = penguiniz 0pera: boner penguiniz 0pera: im serious penguiniz 0pera: ... I know your serious garrett..
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None at all dawg	[Apr. 25th, 2005\|09:29 pm]
Whatsup yalllllll! Today was awsome .. I went to school today, but it was a maroon day!~! OOPS !~! So, i went downtown on the bus, went to soma and relaxed-- and to tell you the truth, doing homework in soma is enjoyable.. wow i never thought i would have ever uttered those words in that sequence... Then i went to rhinos and then i went to TNN.. Heres some Updates on the weekend.. im stuck for time so heres my favorite quotes - "It wouldent be murder, until i killed him.." "You girls are CRAAZZYY" "STOP THE COFFEE WALL FROM MAKING COFFEE!!" Thats all i can think of now... i might add more later - HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASSIE YOUR PARTY WAS AWSOME !!
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(no subject)	[Apr. 19th, 2005\|06:44 pm]
that jackass dryicebass gone and said that they saw me talking to strawberieglace and talking crap about lithium_glitter. What sucks is that I am so going to kick saint_gachnar out of the house. They keep on stealing my pizza! This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!
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(no subject)

[Apr. 18th, 2005|11:44 pm]

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mood

shit happens

]

Todays been long.

Alot of my friends are going through too much shit for their own good.. you guys know who you are, im sorry about whats happening.
as forrest gump said, "shit happens." he also invented that smiley face, which at this time signifies that theres always, at least almost always something to smile about.

i also want to put in that if there is a god, he loves everyone. it doseent matter who you are, what you are or where your from. and thats the goddamn truth, no ifs and or buts.

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(no subject)

[Apr. 10th, 2005|05:28 pm]

[	mood	\|	confused	]
[	music	\|	JACK BLACK BABY!!	]

-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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Sweet!! im the perfect girlfriend! .. wait..

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(no subject)

[Apr. 10th, 2005|05:15 pm]

[	mood	\|	Ahh, life is so sweet.	]
[	music	\|	My own humming!	]

I would like to thank my friends, whose name will remain confidential, For supplying the goods to break my staying sobor drinking record which currently is --

15 Shots of 80
4 mikes hard lemonades
1 weird ass beer... (Probably imported)
In a period of 4 hours.

It was an amazing party.

Feel bad for some people who got in trouble though :-(

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